Greetings. My name is Sophie May and I lurk in the depths in the depths of Britain. (Nottinghamshire) I am a sarcastic, sadistic, mildly amusing teenage girl. I am interested in gaming more than anything in this world but I'm not a twat so I don't talk about it all the time. Ohoho. Anyway, thank you for wasting your time!

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

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w h a t

(via shavingryansprivates)

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shavingryansprivates:

yo i’m gonna save up 200 thousand bucks and i’m gonna buy a big ass house with like 10 bedrooms and i’m gonna ship some of u guys down here and we’re all gonna live together

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I’m going to try using the epilator again oh god do I have a death wish or something. 

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emily:we are watching a very potter musical
me:christ i remember that
emily:its so crazy
emily:like they re dancing. its so cool how harry potter brings everyne together
me:i love you
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